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Can't get pranked by your team if nobody in the world can log on

The Register - Mon, 10/22/2018 - 02:52
Dirty Den escapes with a slapped wrist

Who, Me? Welcome once more to Who, Me? The Register's weekly column featuring readers' tales of the things they'd rather forget having done.…

The code's crashed again, but why? Tell us your war stories of bugs found – and bugs fixed

The Register - Mon, 10/22/2018 - 01:30
We need your help in understanding how software issues are solved in production environments

Reader study Even the best software goes wrong from time to time. So, what exactly happens when it throws a wobbly, especially when it's a key component in a production environment?…

GitHub.com freezes up as techies race to fix dead data storage gear

The Register - Sun, 10/21/2018 - 22:52
TITSUP: Total Inability To Support Users' Pushes

GitHub's website remains broken after a data storage system failed several hours ago.…

It's not just you... GitHub.com freezes up as techies race to fix dead data storage gear

The Register - Sun, 10/21/2018 - 22:52
TITSUP: Total Inability To Support Users' Pushes

GitHub's website is broken, and right now being repaired, after a data storage system fell over a few hours ago.…

Need a modest Arm Cortex-A CPU in your custom chip? Just apply online. Plus $125,000

The Register - Sun, 10/21/2018 - 20:00
That's how much it costs to license the blueprints (and don't forget the royalties)

In 2018, a crack commando CPU was sent to an ASIC by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This processor core promptly escaped from a maximum-security system-on-chip to the Los Angeles underground.…

A DeepMind library to help build reinforcement learning bots, and how Google's Pixel 3 cameras handle zoom

The Register - Sat, 10/20/2018 - 09:02
Also applications are now open for OpenAI's Scholars programme

Roundup Hello, here's a quick roundup of interesting or useful bits of AI news that happened this week.…

Apple boss demands Bloomberg Super Micro U-turn, Russian troll charged, NSA hands out cash, and more

The Register - Sat, 10/20/2018 - 05:01
Plus, hackers find a safe haven in West Haven

Roundup After we encountered a libssh security blunder, a leaky Tea Party, and a dodgy Redmond sports marketer, another week is in the book.…

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